Wednesday, August 7, 2019

The Revenge of the Vegetarian, #HumorinDesiLife


Growing up in a Bengali family, being a so called non vegetarian has been second nature to me. Bengalis are as non-vegetarian as can be. My father earned a government doctor's pittance of a salary which would run out well before the month was over. He was an avid fish lover and as a result he had a running credit account with the fishmongers of Delhi's INA market. I recollect my mother always asking us when we returned home after attending wedding receptions whether the food was vegetarian or non-vegetarian. If the answer was vegetarian, she had little interest in going any further. Only if our hosts had passed the non-vegetarian test would my mother venture to ask about the bride and her jewelry. By growing up in such an environment, I had little understanding of vegetarians and had never taken them seriously. I was a kind of a non-vegetarian fundamentalist, experimenting and trying to convince people to eat meat, almost disrespectful of people who didn't enjoy it. I remember this episode from first year in management school (IIFM, Bhopal) when as mess secretary I asked the mess boy to reheat the left over lunch and serve it as dinner for the vegetarians while the non-vegetarians had fresh chicken curry to feast on. Not unexpectedly I was unceremoniously dumped from the post of the mess secretary the very next day. Since then life has tried to make me understand vegetarians and vegetarianism in greater detail and I have begun to appreciate why people are vegetarian and become vegetarian. Vegetarianism is an evolved concept involving great deal of self-control and perhaps is the solution to many of our global challenges including climate change and violence. And my own personal world has also evolved and changed.

One may think that being vegetarian is plain and simple. Or food is a simple and binary choice- either you meat or not. It is not. It is not only a choice between being shakahari or niramish (vegetarian) and masahari or amish (meat eater or non-vegetarian). Perhaps we are all more mishrahari (omnitarians, if such a word exists). 

In the West people may be mostly vegans or meat eaters, although even in the West and particularly in the US, there are many complications in food habits as people are eating less meat as eating meat is becoming less trendy. Americans eat about a third less beef than they did in the 1970s, even though an average American consumes almost 215 pounds of meat per person per year as per OECD data of 2016. Traditional meat eaters are moving away from it and alternatives such as 'beyond meat plant based burgers' are booming. Some change is due to health reasons and some due to impact meat production has on carbon emissions. The New York Mayor has introduced 'Meatless Mondays' in schools and something impossible to even visualize in the past i.e. the 'impossible burger' a meatless patty burger is now a new rage. One now often runs into Americans who say that they do not eat meat, are vegetarians and eat only fish. Some others are vegetarian on some days, by choice, and not on others. Veganism is also growing and thanks to it, these days it is easy for Indian vegetarians to find food in American restaurants. Early immigrants tell horror stories of having to survive on bread, butter, milk and bananas only. Even vegetarian soup had meat broth. 

In India, we are used to being vegetarian or non-vegetarian. In airlines and railways, the constant, irritating if not annoying query of stewards is always: "Sir veg or non-veg?". Unmindful of foreigners, whether they understand or not. But dig deep and it isn't so simple. The vegetarian pantheon has many gods. Even the orthodox 'Hindu Vegetarian Meal' can be quite varied.  Our food also has a philosophical underpinnngs  (from the Ayurveda)  in terms of being Sattwic (originates from the word for true or truth), Rajasic (root is raj meaning royaland Tamasic (root is tamas meaning darkness). Tamasic food is supposed to arouse basic instincts while Sattwic food has a calming effect on the body. Rajasic food is balanced. Sattwic food is recommended, tamasic food is best avoided and rajasic food is acceptable. So many foods classified as tamasic are not used in preparation of devabhog (food offered to Gods in temples). Onions and Garlic are clearly tamasic and never used in preparation of devabhog. Even among lentils, moong is the most sattwic while masoor is considered tamasik.  Traditionally, for many, vegetarianism is not a matter of choice but a question of birth and rites of passage. Hindu widows, traditionally, are supposed to live very austere lives and only consume sattvic foods. If you are born Jain, you are likely to be vegetarian. If you are a Hindu from Gujarat your food choice is destined to be restricted to vegetarian fare. If from Bengal, then it is most likely that you are non-vegetarian or at least a fish eater. Bengalis are synonymous with fish and that too river fish. A Kashmiri, whether Pandit or Muslim, is a compulsive meat eater and consumes mostly goat meat. It is no longer only a question of where you are born or born veg or non-veg, but also choices and circumstances.  Food choices are layered and textured and needs probing. Far from being binary, it is actually quite impossible to classify food habits of people, even vegetarians. 

Westerners reporting on Indian vegetarianism is lop-sided and agenda driven. Recent reports border on proclaiming loudly that India is actually a non-vegetarian country, many even eat beef and number of vegetarians in India may actually may be quite small. This is done mostly by foreigners, even of Indian origin, who are not willing to understand the deep seated psyche of Indian vegetarianism. Even the most compulsive meat eater in India also eats at the same time, if not simultaneously, then consecutively, lot of vegetarian food. Meat and fish is not cheap and even compulsive non vegetarians have days when they do not eat meat such as during festivals, shraddh, in case of death in the family and on many other occasions. Vegetarianism all over the world is a complex phenomenon and means different things to different people.

Speaking to people and media reporting in recent times and of course out of my own life experience, I try to bring some method in the madness by attempting a classification  of how being vegetarian may mean different things to different people. It is a spectrum ranging from being very strict due to religious ordain to being flexible depending on the environment and conditions. I have been able to find 10 types of vegetarianism. It is a classification of diets and not people, and exceptions are there. One can always find a Jain eating meat and a Bengali detesting fish and also Muslims who do not enjoy meat. Here I am tempted to narrate this tale shared by my colleague,Vipul Mesariya, whose college mate was once waxing eloquent on how tasty the chicken curry he had that evening was. When his friends pointed out that he was a Jain, he replied quite nonchalantly that the chicken had been prepared in the Jain style- without onions and garlic.

1. Vegan: mostly Western concept. Avoid everything of animal origin. So milk, cheese, yogurt and even honey are out. Of course no types of meat, fish or eggs can be included in the diet. Extreme vegans also exclude contact with leather and are PETA supporters, and have rebellious, environmental, progressive undertones. It is revolutionizing the culinary scene in the US, although tofu based veggie meat mimicry can challenge one's taste buds. 

2. Jain Vegetarian: all meats, fish and eggs are out. Onion and garlic are not allowed and neither are root vegetables such as potato, radish, carrots, yam and cassava. In the strict sense even ginger is off the table. In the relaxed Jain diet however, potatoes and ginger are in. Some may extend it to include onions and garlic even. But eggs and all meat are forbidden. Significantly, due to the efforts of Jain monks, Palitana in Bhavnagar, Gujarat has become the first vegetarian city in India where sale of eggs and meat has been banned since 2014.

3. Vaishnav Vegetarian: mostly practiced by Goswamis of Brindavan, ISKCONites and other communities. For them all meats and fish are out. But milk is in. But onion and garlic is a big no no, although ginger is kosher. They are very strict with their diet and go the extent of seeing ingredients in food packaging and know which ingredient has animal origin and which do not. Many carry small lists with them and can be found cross checking while purchasing  bread or cookies. In this category we could also find food that is prepared in temples (devabhog) such as the delicious Khichri  offered to Lord Jagannath in Puri. 

4. Normal Vegetarian: this is the classic category. No meat or fish. Not even eggs. But eat all foods of plant origin and milk products. Not fussy with onion or garlic. This is the most prevalent type of vegetarianism in India. The only catch could be individual preferences, some can't withstand the taste of Tofu, others don't like some particular vegetables. Most South Indians can't figure out the taste of paneer (cottage cheese) and wonder why north Indians are so excited about it.  Notable vegetables detested by people are eggplant (variously called as brinjals or aubergines), bitter gourd (karela) and some others. I personally don't understand why people buy and cook the vegetable known as Kundru in India. 

5. Vegetarian Egg Eaters: They are more like normal vegetarians as mentioned in 4 above but also eat and enjoy eggs, in all preparations i.e. hidden in cakes or presented as omelettes or hard boiled. A variant of this category is those who eat eggs only when unseen or concealed away as part of cakes or cookies or ice cream. An egg omelette is off putting for them but they can't detect the smell or taste of eggs once it is baked or cooked.  Their love for cakes or ice cream over rides their distaste for eggs. It is noteworthy that among egg eaters one finds the maximum fuss as well. Many detest the strong smell of hard boiled eggs and others run away from runny eggs. Some like sunny side up while others prefer to make it dark by frying their eggs twice over. I personally can't figure out how some, particularly wrestlers, drink raw eggs mixed in their milk. Still more curious is the latest fad of eating egg white omelettes and frittatas. How is egg even egg without the yolk? 

6. Vegetarian but enjoy non-veg curries: a small but discernible group.  They are normal vegetarians, may or may not eat eggs but they enjoy the taste of meat or fish curry but cannot tolerate the pieces.  They are found mostly enjoying the curry in parties or outside their homes. At home any non vegetarian cooking is sacrilegious.

7. Vegetarian but OK with boneless meat: bones are testimony of carnage and animal origin. So as long as it is boneless or kababs they cannot distinguish between animal protein and milk protein such as cheese or paneer. You may think I am making this category up, but I have a friend from Udhampur who enjoys kababs and tikkas but cannot eat chicken leg pieces or lamb chops. Seeing the bones makes him feel queasy. This culinary adventure of course happens outside their homes mostly at weddings or parties.

8. Vegetarian, Yes Sir, but at home only: Due to cultural factors, for some, pure normal vegetarianism is only followed at home, but outside, (mostly a friend's place or at parties) they cannot wait to feast on meats. At weddings they are almost attached to the pots from where meat is being served and they become exclusively non-vegetarian. There are several variants of this and the reverse works as well. I have seen  Kashmiris eat meat only in Kashmir (as they are assured of its halal source) but moment they come to Delhi or go elsewhere they eat only vegetarian food and no meat. 

9.  Normal vegetarian but becomes  a non-vegetarian when drinking: this category is the most unique. Alcohol has an over whelming influence in deciding one's eating habits. So accompaniment of kababs and tikkas are a must for a merry evening.

10. Day-to-day Vegetarian: Basically they are non-vegetarians but become vegetarian on particular days of the week, mostly on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursday and Saturdays. They create the most confusion because if you serve them vegetarian on the day they are non-vegetarian they get most offended. Also no non-veg food during religious festivals such as Navaratri or during the month of Shravan (rainy season) complete the characterization of this group.

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Today, although I remain non-vegetarian, my life and work involves dealing with vegetarians. At the professional level, one of the first public invites I received in New York was to address the convention of "Vegan Vision". I said no to H.K.Shah, Chairman of Vegan Vision USA on the grounds that I didn't have the conviction to speak to his congregation. To him, "being vegan is a way of expressing love for the environment, no cruelty to animals and health". Shah is vegetarian by birth and has turned vegan in the US. At 88, he is full of energy and is championing the case of vegetarianism and veganism as a matter of choice.  I subscribe to his ideals but have to change fundamentally before I can address his flock. 


All over the world vegetarianism/veganism is getting popular.  As climate change becomes a major concern for young people, plant based diets are seen as way of reducing our carbon imprints. Also the modern methods and manners in which meat and milk is produced is very upsetting to many.  They cannot just get around to consuming meat. So there are more vegetarians among us then one can guess. The best way is to clearly state one's choices- what is acceptable and what is not. Most do not understand what pure vegetarians or day-to-day vegetarians are all about. 

At home, my wife turned vegetarian about 5 years back because "she answered the call of her body" and says that for her being vegetarian means "being humane'. She, however, eats eggs in all preparations and also milk products. Her definition of vegetarian doesn't include fish much to the dismay of her Bengali in-laws. My daughter turned vegetarian a year ago, overnight, influenced by a Netflix movie 'Okja' and a documentary 'Food, Inc.', basically on where your food comes from, showing the inhuman way meat is produced. After that she just couldn't eat any meat or fish. Her determination is noteworthy as she turned from being an avid lover of fish and meats to being totally vegetarian although she includes eggs in her diet. Her twin sister on the other hand is a picky non-vegetarian restricting herself to the meats we normally eat in India. Then she made a deal. Yes! what a deal!!! If she gets into her favorite college without sweat, then she'll become a vegetarian. So in the immediate family of four, from having two and a half vegetarians, very soon I will be the only one. Sweet revenge for the fundamentalist.

I conclude with some Desi Humor, yes a vegetarian joke. A vegetarian Indian Union Cabinet Minister was visiting Shanghai in 2005. We had advised the hosts that he was a pure vegetarian. True to their word, they served vegetarian food at the State banquet. But all the courses had food shaped as animals such as chicken, cow or lamb depending on the non-vegetarian menu. This was revolting to the Minister who couldn't get around to eating animals even if they were made of potatoes or cheese. So he remained hungry. Even the dessert was bird shaped.  In desperation he asked the steward what the others were having for dessert. The answer was ice-cream. So the Minister asked for ice-cream. The Chinese hosts would hear none of it as the ice-cream, they insisted, contained egg and they were under strict instructions that the Indian Minister was a pure vegetarian. I had to face a hungry (angry) Minister in the hotel lobby when he returned from the banquet. He regaled us with this story when thereafter we went to an Indian restaurant looking for normal vegetarian food. 



Picture courtesy & title inspiration: The Revenge of the non-vegetarian by Upamanyu Chatterjee.
Article inspiration: anonymous video on tic toc.
                                      
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Tuesday, August 6, 2019

Changing the Narrative, Seizing the Initiative


Changing the Narrative
For the past almost 100 years those behind the idea of Pakistan have been seizing the narrative and forcing us to be reactive. They have always provoked conflict and then pretended to be victim. Through this strategy they have got away with murder and genocide, exterminating their own people and hardly facing any consequences. We have always been on the defensive. Two illuminating examples are: i) the efforts that it took India to explain to the world that genocide was happening in erstwhile East Pakistan and ii) that India is a victim of cross-border terrorism, which was fomenting the separatist movement in Kashmir.

Since before it's creation, proponents of the Pakistan ideology have bred and cultivated hatred against India. Their raison-de-etre is contra-India. While the list of what they have been doing is endless here is an attempt to enumerate a few instances:
- Formation of Muslim League and demand for Pakistan;
- Collaboration with the British during the World War II;
- Forcing the decision on the formation of Pakistan by perpetrating the Great Calcutta killings;
- Massacre of innocents during the partition;
- Making India the sole target & focus of its foreign policy and diplomacy, always attempting to humiliate India in international forums; while parroting the demand for implementation of UNSC resolutions, conveniently ignoring to implement their own obligations;
- the calculated nexus with China, which is clearly anti-India;
- joined international alliances during the Cold War such as SEATO and CENTO to obtain military advantage against India;
- genocide in Bangladesh & no trials of the war criminals;
- systematic elimination of religious and ethnic minorities- Hindus, Christians, Shias, Ahmediyas, Pashtuns, Mohajirs, amongst others - they have either been forced to convert or fled the country and those who remain there are in perpetual fear as second class citizens;
- propping up a medieval ideology in terms of the Taliban and thereby;
- blatantly undermined the Western/US military in Afghanistan resulting in the failure of their efforts to bring peace to Afghanistan;
- mercilessly destroyed the culture and identity of its constituent provinces- Sindh, Balochistan and NWFP;
- in the name of fighting terrorism, perpetrated genocide on the Pashtuns in FATA; bombed and strafed civilians using bombers, helicopter gunships and fighter aircraft;
- develop a military state, constantly at war with India;
- started (and lost) 4 wars with India- 1948, 1965, 1971 & 1999, bringing misery to mostly to their own people;
- have ceaselessly tried to change the balance of power in the region by inducting advanced weapon systems such as F-16, developed a clandestine nuclear and missile programme with the help of proliferators;
- support terrorism in Punjab;
- blatantly support Kashmiri separatists and perpetrate terrorism in India resulting in killing of more than 40,000 people in Kashmir itself;
- being behind the violence against the Kashmiri Pandits resulting in their flight from the valley;
- openly support hijacking of civilian aircraft and give sanctuary to hijackers
(the Kandahar case among others);
- give shelter to terrorists and criminals, be it Masood Azhar or Dawood or Osama Bin Laden;
- while claiming to be the saviour of Kashmir, deviously ceded part of the Pakistan occupied territory of Kashmir to China;
- separated Gilgit Baltistan from so called Azad Kashmir and almost made it into what is euphemistically called as 'Northern Areas', the country's fifth province;
- changing the demography in Occupied Kashmir. So much so that the President of the so called Azad Kashmir is a non-Kashmiri;
- systematically destroying Kashmiri culture in occupied Kashmir;
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Today, August 5, 2019, with the abrogation of Articles 370 and 35A, India has changed the narrative and seized the momentum. It is a momentous day for India. It will take time to see and realize the implications of today's decision. The struggle is generational, what has been done will benefit future generations of Indians. It has an important collateral of taking out the wind of Pakistan's sails. Pakistan has always tried to change the status quo with respect to its neighbours be it India (through aggression and cross-border terrorism) or Afghanistan (it's strategic depth policy). In recent times, they had once again demanded of world powers (notably US) to bring pressure on India to negotiate on Kashmir in return for helping in Afghanistan. Now that India has changed the status quo by actions entirely internal and domestic, it is crying wolf. This move by India has deprived Pakistan of their blackmailing strategy vis-a-vis Afghanistan. They will now scramble to find another narrative to play victim hood. Another false narrative that has been peddled for too long and not been countered is the so called "right to self determination" of the people of Kashmir. It is totally absurd, baseless and illegal as is the right of say the people of Kosi Kalan or Kolkata to self determination. The aspirations of the people of India for self determination have been met through the "India Independence Act 1947". Period. No other peoples of India have that right. The Indian union is now permanent and indestructible. For eternity.

A new era has dawned today for India and the people of Kashmir. The idea of India has been strengthened. We will be the story tellers now on and we will tell our story.

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